Limerick: The Ocelot
That remarkable creature, the ocelot,
Has little to say, though he knocelot;
While his cousin, the lynx,
Always says what he thynx,
So together their chat ebbs and flocelot!
Alfred Paice retired to the Isle of Wight after a career in teaching. His amateur writing has always been influenced by his Christian beliefs and his quirky sense of humour.