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Posted by on Feb 13, 2015 in Funny Poems | 1 comment

Parody: Not Now, Teacher!

with apologies to Allan Ahlberg (Not Now, Nigel)

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s only ten past nine

And I just don’t feel like working

Do we have to start on time?

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s only half past ten

I’m playing with my pencil

And you’re cross with me again!

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s only just eleven

And I’m talking of my party

‘Cos tomorrow I’ll be seven…

 

Not now, Teacher!

it’s almost time for lunch

And I know i haven’t started

But I need some food to munch

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s only ten past one

I don’t want to sit and listen

I just want to have some fun.

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s onlyhalf past two

And I really can’t be bothered

So I’m fiddling with my shoe.

 

Not now, Teacher!

It’s nearly five to three

I’ll do some work tomorrow

But right now I want my tea!

 

Emily Lock is a freelance writer and blogger about the ups and downs of trying to evolve towards a better life.

Her Emily the Dodo blog is updated every week, with ideas to inspire you to make those changes, quizzes to help you decide what you want and planners so you can figure out how you’re going to get it, along with life hacks to make it easier. Come and join Emily on the journey to a happy life.

 

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1 Comment

  1. I didn’t know Not now, Nigel before I read your parody Emily. So that’s 2 new poems I’ve learnt today (I Googled the original!) Actually I think yours is much better than the other one. Well done!

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